It’s Christmas Day, let’s eat all the food, Merry Christmas everyone!
Gather round the fire and warm your cockles, for it is the eve of Christmas and we must away to bed, for Santa is coming, the worlds most welcomed home intruder. I hope he finally brings me my Big Red Wagon.
The Queens speech, a Christmas tradition, lets sit around the new-fangled TV thing and watch the first televised Queens speech from 1957.
Beagle 2, chairs, Chem sex parties, desks, dog toy, file boxes, flip cup, flippy cup, GOTHAM, Leonard Nimoy, Masters of the Universe, podcast, porn names, Robots, Sex toy, staircases, telescopes, The Dress, Year of The Goat, Year of the Ram, Year of the Sheep
The doors are thrown wide and we burst in in a two by two cover formation, eyes wild. Our silver plated winchester rifles gleam in the sunlight. The room looks cool. It’s an over eighties afternoon tea party. Clearly a mistake has been made. An old lady offers Alf some tea, tells him she’s a hundred and two years old but can still crack a walnut with her bare hands. Another suggest we double check our intel infrastructure while buttering a scone. Alf makes the face Barrack Obama does when he’s impressed with something, we all settle down to afternoon tea. 2015!
On this weeks glorious return to the Chateau Default Yan, Dan, Andy, Alf, Jim, He Who Must Not Be Named and Spoon discuss Chem sex parties, Masters of the Universe, Beagle 2, Leonard Nimoy, sex toy/dog toy, The Dress, telescopes, Andy kills the robots, the desks/fireboxes/staircases of GOTHAM, flippy cup/flip cup, and porn names. We also LITERALLY discuss more things. It’s good to see you again, we’ve missed your face.